Roy Race
11:43 Mon Jul 10
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Slim fit anything, but worst fashion ever was Casuals, clothes like 70s Florida Grannies.
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eusebiovic
11:37 Mon Jul 10
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Mad Dog 11:02 Sat Jul 8
If I knew of a company who was listed and heavily investing in the technology I would definitely consider buying some shares!
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bruuuno
2:06 Mon Jul 10
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Mike Oxsaw 5:30 Sun Jul 9
Ag
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chim chim cha boo
2:04 Mon Jul 10
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Wow, I just had a moment of clarity reading this thread (it had to happen ONCE in fifteen years, didn't it)?
I've never in the past had any problem with hipsters. I think their funny facial hair, tight jeans, no socks and brown shoes (or whatever the fuck they are wearing this week) quite amusing. BUT...
I was sitting outside a pub in Kentish Town with a few pals who own motorbike repair shops. They were all drinking beer but I was on soda-water and lime cordial so I was totally sober.
We were pissing ourselves laughing at something stupid when some hipster cunt, charlied up to his eyeballs comes out of the door with a couple of drinks for him and his hipster pal, clocks us, clocks my frightfully middle-class black pal who we've all known for 30 years and says to him 'man, this lot are subjugating you'. My black pal laughed (as a matter of fact when we argue HE usually owns ME!) but I got into his face, suddenly REALLY fucking angry, and said 'what's it got to do with you, you fucking hipster tart'?
He went to say something else and I said 'why don't you take your coked-up bugle and your silly opinions and fuck off you CUNT', then sat back down with my back to him.
Everything went a bit quiet and when I looked around their were two full-up drinks on the table and they'd gone.
I felt a bit of a cunt and a bit embarrassed and my pals were saying 'mate, that was a bit strong- he was only pissed and silly' and I had to say that I didn't know why I'd got so angry over a stupid comment. I apologised and said 'I didn't think I had any of that OLD me left'.
Anyway, reading this thread I suddenly realised why I got so angry (although it was a fucking stupid thing to say and the inference is that we're a bunch of white Cockney racists because of our accents).
Just before Christmas last year my dad was admitted into Newham General after falling over at home. He got APPALLING 'care', couldn't understand what the mainly African nurses were saying to him and as he spoke with a broad Canning Town accent with a bit of slur thrown in they couldn't understand him either. Not ideal when a nurse can't understand when someone is telling them they need a bed-pan urgently.
Mainly though it was the doctors who wound me up the most. EVERY doctor on the ward was a no-socks hipster and I seriously doubt any were over 25. The wanker outside the pub must have reminded me of the junior doctor who stumbled around for about ten minutes before telling me, my brother and the old man that dad had stage four terminal kidney cancer.
He said the old boy had a matter of months to go but he told us on the Tuesday and he died on the following Sunday. I guess grief slips out in strange ways.
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Nurse Ratched
9:42 Sun Jul 9
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Maybe not, but role-play games with a chap like that can be very restful...
;-)
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les marteaux
9:36 Sun Jul 9
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Nurse Ratched 8:13 Sun Jul 9
Loads of blokes like necrophilia but that doesn't make it the norm.
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Nurse Ratched
9:18 Sun Jul 9
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*makes 'call me' telephone gesture to Cough*
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Gavros
8:45 Sun Jul 9
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The macaronis had a pretty silly style. Either them or us hipsters I reckon
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Far Cough
8:25 Sun Jul 9
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Yes, I have two, was hoping to impress
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Nurse Ratched
8:20 Sun Jul 9
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*philtrUM.
(unless you are massively deformed)
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Far Cough
8:17 Sun Jul 9
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Meets Ratched
Oh no she's looking at my ears, oh no, now she's looking at my philtra, Cough, don't open your mouth
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Nurse Ratched
8:13 Sun Jul 9
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Les Mart, loads of blokes say they like stilettos. I wore them when I was young and impressionable. Would never now. Horrible things. Torture contraptions.
Plus some blokes do look at feet. Fetishists. You'd be surprised what people like. I have a thing about men's voices, ears and philtra.
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mashed in maryland
8:08 Sun Jul 9
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"prevent the wearer from running"
Don't think that's really high on the list of priorities for most women on a girls night out.
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Saul Bollox
8:05 Sun Jul 9
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MiM Utter bollocks! there are plenty of blokes who walk around like that to this day in Tottenham. They are known around here as cunts
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les marteaux
8:02 Sun Jul 9
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Can I add stiletto heels. They are bad for the feet , prevent the wearer from running, and in my view look tarty. I am fairly confident hat most blokes don't look at the feet, and I personally find them unattractive.
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mashed in maryland
7:57 Sun Jul 9
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The sagging pants fashion reached its peak in the 90s and hasn't been widespread for at least the last 10 years.
You lot are whingeing about something nobody does any more.
Many such cases.
Sad!
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oioi
7:51 Sun Jul 9
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Agree with all on here but will add sunglasses with white plastic frames, often worn by northerners on holiday. Makes them look like mental patients.
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Mad Dog
7:37 Sun Jul 9
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I don't agree that half the world are cunts
It's clearly a much higher percentage than that
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Private Dancer
5:55 Sun Jul 9
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I've just read this thread and it's actually pretty fucking depressing to be fair. Judging by this (and is there anyone better than putting the world to rights than all the perfect cunts on here) half the male population are utter cunts?
Have to say though I do agree with most of the posts. I actually don't mind tatts, and don't subscribe to the theory that most will regret having them when the're older, I don't think they will give a fuck, because they will still be cunts. I do however think that most people that have them are too caught up in their own self importance, with Beckham being a good example.
One item that I do think has stood the test of time is a nice fitting Lacoste polo, still look deec imo and not too shallow. As for labels in general, it really is a heap of old shit.
Woman don't give a fuck about labels either, but most of these faggots are only trying to impress their mates anyway.
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Mike Oxsaw
5:30 Sun Jul 9
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Nurse Ratched 5:19 Sun Jul 9
It's static electricity - wearers rub their thighs vigorously for 5 minutes before donning the attire and the charge then holds them in place.
Needs the right trainers to prevent capacitative leakage, too.
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Nurse Ratched
5:19 Sun Jul 9
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Those trousers baffle me. They appear, at a cursory glance, to defy gravity, with the waistband 2/3rds the way down the buttocks. Clearly there must be some clever means of support that would reveal itself upon closer inspection, but I'm wary of openly staring at a gentleman's upper trouser area, lest it sends the wrong message. Plus I'm still on probation from the last time.
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